I am...

my fortune cookie tonight...

“You miss 100% of the shots you never take”

That’s it! I am doing whatever I want to do now…

I can’t believe I needed a fortune cookie to tell me this. 

only reason to tune into the game tonight...

because of this handsome man

the game will be on mute and I will only focus my attention on cliff lee. if i saw him on the street i would do a double take - that is for sure. 

Jason and I

Jason is one of my students. He is probably one of the most adorable kids I have ever come across in my life. He is so cute, funny, and tries so hard in school even though you have to remind him sometimes to keep on working because he does get distracted really easily. I never see him without a smile on his face. He is also Asian. The school I am working at is pretty diverse, but it is in Park Slope and you know how people are so…

1. The first day of school the other assistant in the room just assumed that I was Jason’s mom because I didn’t get a chance to meet her formally before the kids started bombarding the room. REALLY?! I look like a mom… If Jason was my child I would have been 16 when I had him. I guess it is possible but REALLY?! 

2. Jason was convinced that he had a play date with this other kid in our class. So at dismissal, the other mom was going to wait until someone picked Jason up so we could clear up the story. She sees me and goes “Ooohhh are you picking up Jason today?” I would let this one slide but the thing is that I was in a meeting with this woman a couple days before discussing how her child was coping in the classroom. REALLY LADY ARE YOU NOT THAT OBSERVANT?!

3. This is the best one - Jason was having a play date with another kid in our class and when they were walking this other kid goes “Jason is Miss Christina your aunt?” Jason told me this…

ps - o yeah and remember the time Lucas told me I had sharp eyes…

pps - remember on warped tour when everyone thought I was this other chick and they would come up to me and just keep on talking about things I had no idea what they were talking about and I just kept on nodding along pretending I knew what they were talking about. Yeah…

I love it. I find it really funny - I couldn’t stop laughing after each event. So it is true guys - ALL ASIAN PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE!!!!! 

it is almost november...

jesus, time is flying…

really? almost november already?!

anyway…

good weekend - watched movies, ate, slept a lot, worked out, and spent time with my favorite people (sleepover!!!)

watched new york, i love you with lisa and erica. I don’t understand why people said it was so bad. it wasn’t extraordinary, but it was a really cute movie. they should have edited out the shia labeouf part. i <3 him and all, but that piece didn’t really flow with the rest of the movie - yikes! 

i still need to see - where the wild things are, whip it, and paranormal activity. 

i love reminiscing and retelling past funny stories. it is the best. i almost came close to peeing in my pants several times today because of this. <3 it. what i don’t like is remembering things from the past that i have come to regret - it makes me get the hibbiejibbies and embarrassed. EWEWEWE. 

so much busy work this week. BLAH!

deadline is coming up. gulp. 

p.s. stop calling me - whoever you people are - i don’t answer calls when i don’t recognize the number. so bizaro. two days in a row.